Jed Foster's Twitter Archive

@jed_foster on Twitter, Oct 2010–Oct 2022

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Happy Birthday to the fuzziest little bastards I’ve ever met. They are most cuddly murder machines you are likely to meet.

They are also judgmental motherfuckers. Especially the white one.

How is it legal for anything to be this adorable? And for that same adorable thing to wake us up at 4 every morning by biting our noses? Fuck these fuzzy bastards!

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As annoying as they can be, I would not trade them for anything. They have enriched our lives so much, I barely remember what life was like before the pounced into our laps.

Here are some of the earliest pictures of my two favorite sociopaths.

On the showroom floor...

...and on their first night at home.

I have literally thousands of photos of these jerks, but somehow I know that in ten years or so I’m going to wish I had thousands more.