Happy Birthday to the fuzziest little bastards I’ve ever met. They are most cuddly murder machines you are likely to meet.
Jed Foster@jed_foster·
They are also judgmental motherfuckers. Especially the white one.
Jed Foster@jed_foster·
How is it legal for anything to be this adorable? And for that same adorable thing to wake us up at 4 every morning by biting our noses? Fuck these fuzzy bastards!
Jed Foster@jed_foster·
As annoying as they can be, I would not trade them for anything. They have enriched our lives so much, I barely remember what life was like before the pounced into our laps.
Jed Foster@jed_foster·
Here are some of the earliest pictures of my two favorite sociopaths.
On the showroom floor...
Jed Foster@jed_foster·
...and on their first night at home.
Jed Foster@jed_foster·
I have literally thousands of photos of these jerks, but somehow I know that in ten years or so I’m going to wish I had thousands more.